Arnold Schwarzenegger Fighting Maria Shriver Over Spousal Support

July 21, 2011 By:
Arnold Schwarzenegger Fighting Maria Shriver Over Spousal Support

Oh, I know he didn't.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is apparently battling with Maria Shriver over their divorce settlement. The couple is reportedly at odds over whether or not Maria should get spousal support.

Arnold doesn't seem to think she should have any right to his money. Ok, how about an asshole tax, then? Let's just call it that.

Maria asked for spousal support in her divorce petition, and Arnold's lawyer, Bob Kaufman, checked the box on the documents that asks the judge to terminate any right Maria has for support. Maria is also asking Arnold to pay for her attorney's fees. Arnold's response denies this as well.

Come on, Arnold. Do you really want to give the public a reason to hate you even more? And if you don't care what we think, let me put it into stakes you can understand: if you keep acting like a jerk, there's a chance you may never get laid again.

The couple never had a prenup, so under California law, they're entitled to a 50/50 split of their assets, including property. Between them, they're estimated to be worth nearly $400 million.

At this point, it's not even about the money. How Maria Shriver is maintaining grace throughout this whole ordeal is amazing to me. A lesser woman would've cut off his penis by now.