Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Reunite Over Dinner

July 15, 2011 By:
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Reunite Over Dinner

Arnold Schwarzenegger had a small window between erections and decided to have dinner with his ex, Maria Shriver.

The two went separately to the Brentwood Italian restaurant, Toscana, for a party held for one of their son Patrick’s friends. I wonder if it was awkward.

According to X-17, the couple “kept their distance.”

“It wasn't like Arnold and Maria were making googly eyes at each other or anything. They were there for the benefit of their son but there was no reconciliation going on. They exchanged a few words cordially though.”

ARNOLD: LES JUS BE NICE TO EACH UDDAH FOR DAH DINNAH.

MARIA: Whatever, just try not to get anyone pregnant before dessert.

The gathering appeared to be a graduation party for one of Patrick’s Brentwood School friends heading off to college. The couple’s divorce papers were recently filed and Maria has already close escrow on her new West LA home.

It’s only been a couple of months since Arnold’s cheating scandal broke. During their marriage, the couple frequented Toscano. What I’m getting at is, this was the most depressing graduation party of all time.

Arnold and Maria both arrived and left the party separately. On his way out of the restaurant, a photographer told Arnold, “We’re all hoping you guys get back together.” Arnold replied, “thank you.”