Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver: Our Son Will Make A Full Recovery

July 22, 2011 By:
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver: Our Son Will Make A Full Recovery
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have been pretty mum lately, but they just released a joint statement about their son Christopher, who was involved in a surfing accident. TMZ posted the statement, that read:

"A few days ago our son Christopher suffered an accident at the beach. While it has been a very scary week, Christopher is surrounded by his family and friends. He is a brave boy and is expected to make a full recovery."


The statement continues,

"On behalf of our entire family, we want to sincerely thank the paramedics and lifeguards who responded so swiftly as well as the doctors, nurses, emergency room and hospital staff who have cared for our son. They have been extraordinary to him and to us. We thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers and ask for respect and privacy for Christopher and our family."

There’s nothing like your kid’s well-being that makes you get over your own drama. Which is precisely why I’m suggesting Christopher is faking this whole thing to get his parents back together. I think I saw this on an episode of the Brady Bunch or something.

The thirteen year-old apparently suffered broken bones and a collapsed lung, and he was in ICU for days.