Arnold Schwarzenegger to Acting Career: I'll Be Back

May 19, 2011 By:
Arnold Schwarzenegger to Acting Career: I'll Be Back

Talk about an expensive lay. Arnold Schwarzenegger was set to get $12.5 million from his next movie, Cry Macho, but thanks to this whole love child scandal, he’s pulled out and is putting his acting career on hold. If only he pulled out originally…

Arnold's office released the statement today to TMZ claiming the actor has already asked his agent at CAA to discontinue his current film negotiations for the time being.

The statement continues, "Governor Schwarzenegger is focusing on personal matters and is not willing to commit to any production schedules or timelines."

This scandal just gets dirtier by the minute. In the last 24 hours we’ve learned that Arnold would do the dirty with the maid in him and Maria’s marital bed, that Maria and the maid were pregnant at the same time and Arnold didn’t confess it was his child until Maria confronted him.

The only thing that can make this situation worse is if another mistress comes forward with another love child. And you know it’s just a matter of time before more mistresses come out of the woodwork. If it happened to Tiger, it can happen to Arnold. We already know he loved spreading his seed around town.

So with his acting career on hold, what’s next for Arnold? If all else fails, there’s always porn. He can combine his two loves—banging and cameras. I can already see the plotline: busty blonde gets it from Arnold and he tries to bounce out. She asks, “Wait, who are you? How can I find you again?” and he replies, “The Sperminator…I’ll be back!”