Report: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt to Be Married by Brother

March 20, 2012 By:
Report: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt to Be Married by Brother

Because why not?

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been waving that wedding around in front of us like a carrot in front of a pony, and we're still biting.

Brad and Angelina are reportedly set to wed at their French home sometime later this year after dating for seven years. They have six kids together, so I think it's getting pretty serious.

And it turns out, Angelina Jolie's brother, James Haven, will conduct the ceremony.

"It will take place in France because that's where the family feel most grounded and also where they are afforded the most privacy," a source claimed. "Neither are religious, but they're planning to have the wedding in the chapel right on their property because it's just so perfect."

And while Jolie originally wanted James to walk her down the aisle, she eventually decided to let her dad, Jon Voight, do it, because "she knows how much it would mean to him and the kids."

But since James is an ordained minister (WTF), they're still able to give him a part in the wedding. This'll look great on his IMDB page.

"The plan is to have Maddox and Pax stand in as Brad's groomsmen and Zahara and Shiloh will be bridesmaids. Little Viv will be a flower girl and Knox the ring bearer. Brad's brother Doug will be their witness," the source continued.

Mmhmm. I'll believe it when I see it. Everywhere. Plastered on every magazine cover in line at the grocery store.

Celebrity guests reportedly include George Clooney, Quentin Tarantino, Matt Damon and Ed Norton.