Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Tying the Knot?

July 13, 2011 By:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Tying the Knot?

Angelina just can't let Jennifer Aniston win, can she? Yeah, yeah, we're all trying to pretend Jen is over this sh-t, but you know if your husband was epically stolen and you found out he was remarrying, you'd want to punch a wall.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are finally planning a wedding, sources tell Us Weekly.

According to the mag, the wedding is set to take place within the next few months, and the possible location is at their newly renovated Chateau in Correns, France. One of the sources sys it will "be intimate and informal."

It's in France. Informal my ass.

The couple has refused to marry until same sex marriage was legalized, but their children are reportedly begging them to get married.

"The kids ask about marriage," Pitt said. "It's meaning more and more to them."

I'm sorry, but that's a cop out. First of all, Brad, you know you can just tell them you are married, right? Kids are dumb as hell and will believe anything. Two, they're living in a freakin’ French Chateau and are set for life. I doubt they give a rat's ass what their parents are doing.

Three separate sources have confirmed the news, and the couple has been talking about it openly more and more, so my money is on a wedding.

Maybe this will finally help people get over the Angelina/Brad/Jennifer drama. Because seriously, it's like Angelina was put here to make sure Jen doesn't get too happy. Just when Aniston seems to be enjoying life, Jolie decides to marry Brad, as if to say, "I noticed you smiling, let me go ahead and take that down a notch."