You know how the location of the fireplace just isn’t right in your French Chateau, and you have to give the whole thing a multi-million dollar makeover? Ugh, it's an absolute bore. Oh wait, I live in a studio apartment in the bowels of Hollywood.
The estate dates back to the 17th century and includes 35 bedrooms. So, one for each kid. Because they basically have a herd by now, right? They need Midwest Cattle Dogs just to gather all of them for dinner.
Also included at Chateau Brangelina is an indoor and outdoor swimming pool, billiards room, jacuzzi, his-and-hers gyms, and a banquet hall.
Personally, I can’t live without separate gyms in my place, either. The very idea of a male utilizing exercise facilities with me just makes me want to vomit. What are we, barbarians?
After all the construction, Pill and Jolie plan on moving in this summer. And I plan on throwing up a little after reading that the place has it's own vineyard. And an actual moat.
Maybe if I put a mirror up my place will look bigger.