Billy Bob Thornton's ex-wife is claiming that Thornton and Angelina Jolie split when the actress decided she wanted kids.
Melissa deBin-Parish tells Radaronline.
“I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that he did not want to be around children back then. Look at the timeline: she adopted Maddox and then, [Billy] was gone."
Awe, come on. He would've warmed up to Maddox. I bet they would've lived together, and then Billy Bob would've taught him how to stand up to bullies at school and then he meets this bartender and gives the kid a purple elephant.
Oh wait, that was Bad Santa.
Parish was married to Thornton from 1978-1980, and said she was surprised to hear that he and Angelina got together because it seemed like an "odd pairing."
“But you just never know with people. I always wondered why they were attracted to each other. Here she is, this stunning woman. The two of them are total opposites."
Wait, are you suggesting Billy Bob Thornton isn't stunning? How dare ye, miss.
"I thought it was baffling," Parish continued.
The ex also told the mag that she thought the two were doomed from the start because Billy Bob "had a problem with fidelity."
"Could you imagine cheating on Angelina?! That would be the dumbest thing in the world. How would he top that?"