Because it sounds like the annoying title of a conspiracy show about “ancient aliens”, let me go ahead and tell you: the 7th coordinate tattoo on Angelina Jolie’s arm is for Brad Pitt. It has nothing to do with the Illuminati. Now we can all sleep tonight.
The previous six coordinates, all on her left arm, feature the location of the birthplaces of each of her children. The final one has its position in Oklahoma, Brad’s birthplace.
An insider told In Touch Weekly, “She got the seventh line right around the time she and Brad moved the kids back to LA.
Angelina has finally agreed to Brad's long-standing request to settle down.”
That’s got to be the biggest manifestation of commitment-phobia I’ve ever seen.
BRAD: Angelina, will you marry me?
ANGELINA: Aww…you’re being silly again! Uh, how about...I get a tattoo instead? With your old address on it?
BRAD: (sighs) Fine.
ANGELINA: Just be lucky I’m not asking you to wear a vial of blood.