Angelina Jolie is a red carpet queen, partly because she’s always wearing the #1 most-wanted accessory in Hollywood: Brad Pitt! See what I did there? I made it like he was a bracelet or something.
But Angelina says she still has a hard time dealing with the glitz and glamour that come with being a movie star.
“Every now and then I get a dress on and I walk a red carpet but it’s kind of a that funny thing you do,” Jolie said.
I guess you had to be there.
“It’s a party you go to occasionally but it’s not who you really are,” the actress continued. “It’s all just part of the job. I have a real view of the real world, and I am very happy in the real world. Waking up in the morning and knowing your children are healthy and happy is all that matters.”
Awwww come on! I had five bucks betting you would make it through this interview without mentioning your kids. I shoulda known better.
Meanwhile, it’s been reported that Angelina Jolie is now a Toucan. I’ll explain.
"She requested bowls of the berries, and that is all she ate during the day,” a source recently said of Jolie’s diet. “She was so busy with the kids that she forgets to eat...She particularly likes exotic berries.”
And apparently, that’s all she eats.
“Angie looks painfully thin,” the source continued. “She laughs off suggestions that she is too thin or unhealthy in any way and puts it down to her busy lifestyle. But she is looking unhealthy. Everyone was talking about how her shoulder bones were protruding.”
Those aren't shoulder bones, they're wings.