Angelina Jolie is “pregnant” again. I put that in quotes, because c’mon, figuratively knocking up Angelina Jolie is the fastest way to sell tabloids.
So, according to notorious rumor monger mag, Star, Angie is “convinced she’s having a boy!”
Yae! Baby No. 7! Or is it…
Let’s take a walk down memory lane and remember every time the gossip world has claimed Angelina is pregnant just in the last year.
January 5, 2012: The National Enquirer claimed that Angie was three months pregnant and that she and Brad Pitt had been trying to conceive for most of the year. Sureee.
February 15, 2012: Just a month after she was three months pregnant, she was supposedly pregnant with twin boys. That would mean she would have given birth in July.
March 5, 2012: Some were saying that Angie was showing a baby bump at the 2012 Oscars and we all overlooked it because we were so busy looking at her weird leg pose.
April 15, 2012: Wait, in April, Angie was 2.5 months pregnant. But wasn’t she three months pregnant, two months ago? Uggghh, so confusing.
June 1, 2012: This source only says Angie was pregnant. No other details. I guess, they just gave up at this point because we all knew it was bogus anyways.
September 16, 2012: At this point, Angie was said to be gaining weight and preparing to get pregnant. Apparently they didn’t know about her 5 other pregnancies from earlier that year.