WE ARE REPORTING THIS STORY IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THE A.P. STYLE GUIDE AND #JOURNALISM REQUIRES FOR NEWS THAT MAKES YOU SLAM BOTH PALMS ON YOUR DESK AND SHOUT “SAY WWHHHHAAAAAAA”: BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE ARE MARRIED.
AND IT’S FOR REALS THIS TIME, YOU GUYS.
The news was first confirmed by The Associated Press in a tweet early this morning:
BREAKING: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married Saturday in France, says a spokesman for the couple.
— The Associated Press (@AP) August 28, 2014
There’s also this new photo of Brad wearing his wedding ring:
There is very little information available concerning the details of the wedding. All we know is that the couple held a very small and private ceremony in France on Saturday on the grounds of their home there, the Chateau Miraval. For the most part it was a hush-hush operation, which is what most of us expected from the couple who've been keeping tabloids on their toes regarding a possible wedding for nearly a decade.
THAT IS ALL SO FAR, BUT IT’S MORE THAN ENOUGH. CONGRATULATIONS!