Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Didn’t Have a Wedding, They Had a Kid’s Birthday Party

September 2, 2014 By:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Didn’t Have a Wedding, They Had a Kid’s Birthday Party
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By now you’ve probably already heard that OMFG ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT GOT SURPRISE-MARRIED!!!! BUT WE CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW HAVE YOU SEEN HER DRESS YET?

Her dress has drawings by her six children on it.

She took the pictures her kids had drawn, straight off the family refrigerator, and stuck them all over her dress, essentially.

People

Other details have emerged revealing that this in fact wasn’t even a wedding at all. It was a kid's birthday party.

–      When Angelina walked down the aisle, Brad, all their kids, and the 20 people in attendance as witnesses hummed the Bridal Chorus. No accompanying instruments, just humming. The same way you’d sing “Happy Birthday” a capella.

–      Pax baked the wedding cake. Pax is 10 years old.

–      Their six kids wrote their wedding vows for their parents, who then recited them.

–      Brad wore one of his son’s neckties as part of his attire because he apparently forgot to pack his own.

Brangelina previously said they weren’t interested in getting married until marriage equality was established for their LGBT friends. Right around the time leading up to Prop 8 being struck down in California, the longtime couple said they would consider marriage for their kids who had been asking, and asking, and asking them to. Looks like they finally got the celebration they wanted.

The Jolie-Pitts have also donated all proceeds from their wedding photos to charity.