In a sea of Hannahs, Shoshannas, Marnies and Jessas, it’s an Elijah that you really want to cling to.
1. He’s there for his friends when they really need him.
2. His greeting-someone-with-a-pop-cultural-reference game is on point.
3. Girl knows how to read.
4. He will cut you with his words.
5. While also bringing you up at the same time?
6. He can investigate his way out of any sticky situation you two find yourself in.
7. Dr. Elijah Krantz injecting everyone with truth serum, ladies and gentlemen.
8. He offers free therapy sessions.
If you’re into these types of “sessions.”
9. He has a knack for boiling every single personality down to what’s essential.
10. His hair is flawless.
11. He’s supportive, despite his personal opinions.
12. He’s always just trying to help.
13. He’s just long lost American royalty in a bowtie.