Why Anderson Cooper Is Twitter’s Sassiest Silver Fox

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Why Anderson Cooper Is Twitter’s Sassiest Silver Fox
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With a silver tongue to match America’s favorite silver fox, Anderson Cooper always has the most balanced but scathing retorts.

H/T to sassyandersoncooper.tumblr.com for giddily compiling the CNN anchor's most delicious disses:


He can slay a homophobe in the classiest way possible.

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He reminds critics of their own hypocrisy.

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His command of the word “sweetie”:

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He calls people out on their supposed professions.

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His use and precision of the word “actually”:

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Actually perfect, actually.

 

His ability to dip a drawn out “ummm” in a pool of sarcasm.

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He is the captain of the grammar police.

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“Sweetie, seriously.”

 

HE STICKS UP FOR BEYONCE.

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(The most important reason of all.)

 

His extensive research on a hater…

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...right before telling them to take a seat by pulling a chair out for them.

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So considerate, right?

 

He knows a coward when he sees one.

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He can’t be bothered by people who “threaten” to unfollow him on Twitter.

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And it only makes us want to follow him forever.

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