With a silver tongue to match America’s favorite silver fox, Anderson Cooper always has the most balanced but scathing retorts.
H/T to sassyandersoncooper.tumblr.com for giddily compiling the CNN anchor's most delicious disses:
He can slay a homophobe in the classiest way possible.
He reminds critics of their own hypocrisy.
His command of the word “sweetie”:
He calls people out on their supposed professions.
His use and precision of the word “actually”:
Actually perfect, actually.
His ability to dip a drawn out “ummm” in a pool of sarcasm.
He is the captain of the grammar police.
HE STICKS UP FOR BEYONCE.
(The most important reason of all.)
His extensive research on a hater…
...right before telling them to take a seat by pulling a chair out for them.
So considerate, right?
He knows a coward when he sees one.
He can’t be bothered by people who “threaten” to unfollow him on Twitter.
And it only makes us want to follow him forever.