Blake Wants To Take Amy's Knickers Down

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This isn’t the nicest story to read right after lunch. Blake Fielder-Civil just released a statement to the press just a day after being released from prison.

He’s currently at a rehab program, and when asked how he’s holding up, Blake replied, “It’s tough inside — bloody horrible, but I’m out and that’s all that matters. It’s brilliant. I’m gonna get myself sorted. I’m gonna get my life back. I’m gonna see my wife and take her knickers down.”

Barf! Who knows what he’ll find down there! Blake also commented on the new U.S. president, saying, “It’s a welcome to the free world for me and Barack Obama. I heard about the US election on the car radio — it’s got to be good news.”

No word yet on when Blake gets out of rehab, but it’s got to be better than prison!