Taylor Hicks Is America's New Idol

Jay Leno Taylor Hicks has been chosen as America's next Idol...the "soul patrol" won over hottie McPhee, unfortunately!

David Hasselfholf was in the audience crying like a pansy, this is Nora coming to you live from a New Jersey Bar...yup, you heard it! New Jersey!

Everyone was yelling out "Jay Leno won!" I would rather have had Katharine McPhee win because she's hot. Who needs talent when you have good looks?

Sorry for the spoiler but you know you love it!