First Cuts On American Idol

February 22, 2008 By:
First Cuts On American Idol

The cutting has begun on American Idol Season 785. Four AI hopefuls were
cast off last night: Garrett Haley, Amy Davis, Joanne Borgella and Colton

Haley, who sang Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, was the first to go, with
Simon telling him he looked like he'd been in his bedroom for a month and
needed some fresh air. Maxim girl Amy Davis was told she was beautiful, but
that wouldn't cut it. Simon informed Joanne Borgella her rendition of I Say
A Little Prayer was all wrong, which I agree with. And Colton Berry was
told to get another job, of course by Simon. Perhaps the worst performance
of the night was the unveiling of Paula's Dance Like There's No Tomorrow
music video.

I would have loved to hear Simon's comments about that. But
all we got from him was a shit eating grin and a kiss on Paula's cheek. AI
returns next Tuesday.