Amber Portwood

Grab the popcorn, MTV has just released the teaser trailer for the final fourth season of "Teen Mom."

There comes a time when all parents must part with the children they took a hand in raising. Come June, we are all going to have to face that inevitability, and begin to say goodbye to our beloved Teen Moms.

We’ve been with Maci, Farrah, Catelynn and Amber through pregnancy
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Great, now I have to watch Season 3.

‘Teen Mom’, a show that has absolutely nothing to do with becoming a Teen Mom and everything to do with what Lindsay Lohan’s life would be like if she were poor, has produced a little twinkling star—Amber Portwood.

Portwood has battled depression, been charged with domestic violence, and, well-- I could go on and on, but if you’re reading this
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If you don’t keep up with the show, don’t worry. I watch it religiously. For you. Yup, sacrificing my brain cells for the greater good.

Amber Portwood, one of the moms from the MTV reality series, Teen Mom, has been thrown back in jail. She was originally arrested for punching the sh-t out of her baby daddy, Gary Shirley, and the whole ordeal was documented on camera.

Portwood was on probation for the incident, and she was required to complete anger management classes and obtain her GED. According to court records, Portwood did not go to the classes and didn’t get her GED, either. Which means she was literally arrested for being an idiot.
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A star has been born. Teen Mom's Amber Portwood is headed to rehab in California.

After last week's cry for help, Portwood ended up in the hospital. After receiving a call from Grimace baby daddy Gary Shirley, police found Portwood semiconscious in her home, and she later admitted she had taken pills.

Apparently, Portwood told Shirley...
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Amber Portwood attempted to commit suicide earlier this week, but according to her baby's daddy, she is doing just fine. Sorry, MTV, I'm sure this throws a wrench in Season 4.

Following her hospitalization on Tuesday, Amber's on again/off again boyfriend and baby daddy Gary Shirley Tweeted:

"Amber is safe...
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Teen mom, Amber Portwood, has been hospitalized after threatening suicide and it was her ex-fiancé and punching bag Gary Shirley who made the 911 call.

TMZ reports that Gary called police because he feared she would end her life. A source claims that Amber and Gary got into a fight on the phone and “she said she was so upset, she was going to kill herself.”

Amber later added to the threat, “When you come check on me, I’ll be in the garage with a rope around my neck and you’ll find my body there...
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Teen Mom star, Amber Portwood, allegedly attempted to end her life this morning. And I’m sure MTV will capitalize on this with their new show, 18 & Suicidal.

The young mom was rushed to the hospital in Anderson, Indiana after police got a phone call. Anderson Police released the following statement:

“Late this morning (11:34 a.m.), Anderson Police responded to a call at...
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Amber Portwood, the violent reality star of Teen Mom commented on the nude photos of her that were released Thursday.

"I'm devastated that these pictures were stolen from my phone and sold by someone I trusted," Portwood told MTV. "It makes me sad that anyone would do this, and I'm horrified that something so private is being shared publicly."

Yeah, the rest of us are equally horrified and devastated. The shots show Portwood nude, desperately trying to be sexy. At least that’s what I’ve read. I haven’t bothered to check them out. If you don’t mind scarring yourself for life, I’m sure you can find them.

It’s like this chick is following a guide on the quickest way to become famous for doing nothing. Nude cell phone photos? Check. Domestic violence? Check. Numerous court appearances? Check. The next step is rehab and/or sex with Charlie Sheen.
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If not for the backdrop of an MTV reality show, these two would just be your standard hicks from some Podunk town no one’s ever heard of. And the news would be, “random country bumpkin gets pregnant, goes to jail.”

In fact, that wouldn’t even be news, because I’m guessing this kind of thing happens all the time in places like…wherever they’re from. But thanks to MTV, we know their names, and they’re on magazine covers all over the U.S.

Teen Mom stars Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley were featured in the first season of the show, with their daughter Leah, whom Amber was pregnant with at sixteen. The parents met in an Indiana courtroom today, where Shirley asked the judge to lift the restraining order he has on Portwood. Shirley said he “never wanted it in the first place”. (Referring to the restraining order, not Leah. …oh, come on! I said not Leah!)

Portwood is currently in therapy, and Shirley hopes the two will eventually marry. Well, of course you have to marry! Gotta lock that babe down while she’s still on the market! For now, the couple is not allowed contact with each other while in the presence of their daughter. Portwood choked up in court upon hearing this, asking the judge, “There's no way we could see her together?"

The judge replied, “I want to make sure Leah doesn't end up in the middle of the turmoil that seems to be surrounding the two of you right now.”

The two were seen leaving the courtroom together, holding hands. They then hopped on a three-wheeler and went critter huntin’.

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