Amanda Seyfried is proving to be the best interview in Hollywood. When she isn’t drunk during the interview, she’s talking about her boobs and why she learned to sing by pretending to deep throat a p*nis.
On second thought, she was probably drunk when she said that too.
Amanda covered Allure magazine and completely TMI overloaded the interviewer. Here’s just a sampling of her best moments.
On Boob Shrinking: “I saw a picture of them a couple of days ago from when I was 19, and my boobs were way bigger. They were a D, and now they’re a small C, because I lost weight. There was something so beautiful about the size of them. When I look back, I’m like, ‘Why did I always give myself such a hard time?’ Nobody gave me sh*t about it except me.”
On Boob’s Being The Worst: “They do get in the way a lot. Like, I wear a really small, tight sports bra when I go running…because they want to smack my chin.”
On Sucking D and Les Miserables: “Imagine deep-throating a p*nis, get that feeling in the back of your throat, and then sing. That’s where your larynx is.”
On Playing A P*rn Star and Liking It: When playing p*rn star Linda Lovelace in a new biopic, Amanda says, “Maybe this is backwards, but because she found the power in herself and in her body at a point, it made me feel comfortable in my own skin in a way that I hadn’t been.”