Why Drake Should Be Afraid of Amanda Bynes

March 22, 2013 By:
Why Drake Should Be Afraid of Amanda Bynes

On Thursday, "retired" actress Amanda Bynes tweeted: “I want @drake to murder my vagina.” It was the social media moment of the week, and it quickly spread ‘round the Twittersphere.

But could this be the symptom of a bigger issue? Maybe, in fact, Drake should be afraid. Very afraid…

She knows who his friends are. Amanda has bypassed the casual stalker phase, and has moved on to tracking down his associates.

She’s gathering her strength. On March 13, Amanda tweeted:

“I'm on that 24 hour walking diet”

She’s been known to take drastic measures to earn the admiration of her true loves.

She’s freakin’ obsessed. Anyone who even vaguely follows Amanda Bynes on Twitter knows that the 'vagina murder' comment is only the latest in her public obsession with the rapper.

Actually, “I want @drake to murder my vagina" was the third message that she directly tweeted at Drizzy. 

She’s clinically insane.

Did we mention she’s crazy?

She’s on the prowl. You thought she was wandering aimlessly this whole time on the tail end of some self-medicated booze carnival… Nope. Apparently she was looking for Drake this whole time. She needs to look beautiful for him!