Amanda Bynes Quotes

Sorry you’re an ugly ex boy bander w/ no talent or career. I haven’t spoken to Lance Bass in 11 years. To say I have mental illness out of nowhere makes me lash out! You’re making me crazy! 

2013

My dad is as ugly as RuPaul! So thankful I look nothing like you both! I had nose surgery after my mug shots so my nose and I are gorgeous! 

2013

The reason I've asked all magazines and blogs to stop using old photos of me is I don't look like that anymore! I had a nose job to remove skin that was like a webbing in between my eyes. I wasn't going to tell anyone, but I look so much prettier in my new photos that I don't want old photos used anymore! I'm so sick of magazines and blogs using old photos! When will they stop? I will never look like that again! Having surgery was the most amazing thing for my confidence! 

2013

Surgery is a complete miracle for me - nothing can hold you back from living out your dreams. There's a surgery for everything that's wrong with you! 

2013

I was born with a webbing in between my eyes. That was a birth defect that I had surgically removed! I've never been more excited! Now I need a few more surgeries to shave the bridge down to correct the rest of my nose so I can start the next chapter of my career! Music! I consider myself to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed. I had to share my story with you so the media would stop using old photos of me and stop writing lies about me having odd behavior when I was just embarrassed to share the fact that I had a birth defect. As soon as I had it removed I couldn't wait to talk about it! . . .  My doctors are heroes who also correct kids who have cleft lip – something as traumatic as webbing in between your eyes! 

2013

I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot! 

2013

For those asking, I’m voicing my opinion. I’ve been asked if I do drugs, I don’t do drugs for the last time! 

2013

Chris brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough.  No one wants to be your lover so you call everyone and their mother that I almost named my new dog Rihanna. 

2013

Never trust or listen to a word any person from my family says to the press. I am suing them for money laundering/unethical manager work, I never signed a contract with them, and they had been stealing my money without me knowing, claiming they were managing me somehow when they have no right to act as if they did anything to help or enhance my career and I want $ back that I earned on my own. I'm 27 and don't like when press talks to my parents. My parents are almost 70 years old. We are no longer on speaking terms. I would rather them be homeless than live off of my money. 

2013

I'm getting in shape and getting a nose job! I'm looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper! 

2013

I don't speak to my parents anymore, they don't talk to reporters on my behalf. Don't believe anything you read about me unless I tweet it. 

2013

Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. 

2013

I don't read articles written about me unless I give an interview for a magazine. They're fake! Don't trust what u read on sites! 

2013

Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I'm on drugs? 

2013

I wanted to look like Blac Chyna. 

2013

I don’t drink. I’m allergic to alcohol. I don’t smoke pot. I smoke tobacco. 

2013

I only have hot friends. They have my back until I die. 

2013

I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care. The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to. 

2013

I want @drake to murder my vagina. 

2013

I'm suing certain blogs and magazines saying I have a mental illness! They take pictures anytime I've gained weight then write a fake story! I have an eating disorder so I have a hard time staying thin. 

2013

I'm suing @usweekly & @perezhilton for continuing to act like I'm doing something wrong by tweeting and walking to photoshoots. Fuck you!!!! 

2013

I'm suing In Touch for printing a fake story. I'm not 'troubled.' I don't get naked in public. I'm 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy. 

2012

Hey @BarackObama... I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end.

2012

I am doing amazing. I am retired as an actor. I am moving to New York to launch my career. I am going to do a fashion line. I am not talking about being arrested for DUI because I don't drink, and I don't drink and drive. It is all false. 

2012

I don't tell anybody anything too personal. 

2011