Amanda Bynes Was Sober… She’ll Prove It!

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Amanda Bynes Was Sober… She’ll Prove It!
The more Amanda Bynes opens her mouth, the worse it gets…

After a slew of controversy ranging from pleas to President Obama, to hit-and-runs, to (alleged) overall reckless behavior, more information has developed to the whirlwind DUI case surrounding the former Nickelodeon star… Amanda Bynes now believes she will be able to prove that she was sober.

According to the New York Post, Ms. Bynes seems to have re-emerged from retirement in an acting career to play the role of innocent victim.

“Amanda will have friends testify that she wasn’t drinking on the night in question and she can produce camera footage from locations she visited to back it up,” a source said.

That’s some real “Law & Order” detective work, Amanda… Will Ice-T be there?

The source continued, “The real concern among her friends is Amanda’s state of mind. She doesn’t seem to grasp the severity of the situation. She seems out of it.”

In case you’re not up to speed with the latest happenings in the real life Amanda show, the incident she will defend herself against took place in West Hollywood. Bynes was allegedly intoxicated when she was behind the wheel, and hit a car… a police car.

Then, she allegedly proceeded to speed off, claiming she hadn’t noticed running into that car. Bynes was arrested and booked for suspicion of DUI, refusing to take a breathalyzer or blood test. (But we did get a sweet mug shot out of it!)

Since the incident, there has been another hit-and-run allegation, but we won’t get into that now…

More importantly, shortly after being released from prison, Amanda Bynes hit up the club scene yet again.

Oh yeah, one other thing… She tweeted to the President for help:

“Hey @BarackObama . . . I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.”

With the simple addition of “case closed, b*tches,” I think she’s got a strong closing statement for the jury.

No word yet on whether President Obama will show up to testify… Bynes plead not guilty on Monday at the Beverly Hills Courthouse.
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