Amanda Bynes Says She Doesn't Drink

May 30, 2012 By:
Amanda Bynes Says She Doesn't Drink

Amanda Bynes is doing all she can to earn back the top spot as raging lunatic of the week.

Let’s recap…

Another alleged hit and run, angry banter on Twitter, and she's due in court next week for her suspicion of DUI arrest last month. But according to her, we’re just big jerks who are making it all up…

"I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs," Bynes tweeted Sunday. "I don't drink so the DUI is false."

According to TMZ, the latest hit and run shenanigan happened on the 101 Freeway in the San Fernando Valley.

A woman’s vehicle was struck by a 5 series BMW, which then proceeded to drive off. When the woman chased down the BMW, all she managed to come out with was a license plate number and a profile glimpse of the driver that she later identified as the one and only… Amanda Bynes.

The story gets even juicier… The victim then reported the license plate number to police. A little Dick Tracy work later and it turns out the car was registered to Enterprise Rentals and rented to… Amanda Bynes.

You seeing the pattern here?

Still, there’s no Law & Order end here. The Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office rejected the case because there was no independent witness that could pin Bynes to the scene.

Why do we care? Because Amanda did the same thing last month in West Hollywood… to a police car! With that case she was apprehended, arrested for DUI suspicion, but not ticketed because she totally didn’t notice slamming into the vehicle.

RadarOnline reports that she will be charged in the first hit and run case for refusing to take a chemical test. Her first court date is scheduled for early June, but she does not need to be there because if she is charged, it will be a misdemeanor.

My brain hurts… If this goes on any further, there’s going to be an elective for Criminal Justice grad students called “Understanding the Hit and Runs of Amanda Bynes.”