Amanda Bynes Asks Barack Obama For 'Help' With DUI

June 6, 2012 By:
Amanda Bynes Asks Barack Obama For 'Help' With DUI

I wish this were a joke, but Amanda Bynes has just tweeted at Barack Obama to help her out with her recent DUI charge. Does Amanda Bynes a) know how Twitter works and b) know how America works?

Back in April, Amanda reminded us of her presence by getting into a hit and run with a cop car.

Yesterday, she was officially charged with a DUI and since she sideswiped a cop car, attempted to flee the scene, and refused to take a breathalyzer, she can face a maximum of up to 6 months in prison. But since she’s famous, I mean there is “jail overcrowding,” she’ll probably go to jail for a couple hours and then do some handiwork at the County Morgue. Probably.

Anyway, this scared the crap out of Bynes and so she turned to the only law enforcement figure she knew of: The President.

Tuesday evening, Amanda wrote on Twitter, “Hey @BarackObama…I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.”

Wait! We can tweet our complaints to Barack Obama and he’ll do something about it!?

Here goes, “Hey @BarackObama, there’s a pot hole on the street outside my apartment. Please fix it. The end.”

“Hey @BarackObama…My neighbors listen to really loud music after 10pm and I’m having trouble sleeping. Please arrest them. I also don’t hit and run. The end.”

Amanda asked the President to arrest the cop that arrested her, because she supposedly doesn’t drink!

Amanda Bynes apparently wants us to believe that a 26-year-old who parties in Hollywood and hits cars with her own car, is doing all that sober.

We're hoping she'll claim that her Twitter was hacked, she can't really be this ridiculous, can she?

This isn’t the first time she’s tried to convince us of her sobriety.

Way to go, Amanda Bynes. Your ridiculous legal history means you’re on your way to becoming the next Lindsay Lohan. In a couple years, if you’re lucky, you might get to play Anna Nicole Smith in a lifetime movie! Fingers crossed!