Amanda Bynes' Twitter page is a 140-characters-an-hour descent into madness.
In her latest tweets/cries for help, Amanda went on a Twitpic-ing frenzy with three selfies today showing off her misguided wig, wicked smile, confusion-inducing emoticons, and flashy cleavage. She may be in her Twitter page's driver's seat, but her hands definitely aren't on the wheel so to speak.
Let's look back on the past nine hours. It all began with Amanda waking up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. "Looking pudgy and I broke my nail #GirlProblems," she tweeted with a pouty lip. Accompanied to the post was just the first of March 26, 2013's gratuitous photos.
Then it a cookie cutter turn for the bipolar. A mere four hours later, Amanda was suddenly "Feeling so fresh today ;D". Attached was another photo: same outfit, this time with an oversized collared shirt thrown over it.
One hour later, another selfie, this time a straight-on image of Amanda slipping into a quintessential head-tilted MySpace angle. Her eyes are aglow with red eye—probably a consequence of the camera's flash—but perhaps this is just the way her eyes always look because who knows what creature Amanda has morphed into by now.
Amanda may have "retired" from acting, but she's breaking barriers right now in the field of psychology. The top clinical specialist in the field are studying her feed's every status update and writing textbooks on it all at this very moment. Graduate students, don't be surprised if you can take an "Intro to Online Meltdowns: Amanda Bynes' Unstable Twitter Page" at Yale next year.