Alex Pettyfer’s Birthday Was Just a Bunch of Shirtless Hunks in a Pool

April 11, 2014 By:
Alex Pettyfer’s Birthday Was Just a Bunch of Shirtless Hunks in a Pool
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Alex Pettyfer, star of Magic Mike and not much else, celebrated his 24th birthday party like any other dude.

With a bunch of shirtless hunks.

 

Alex rang in twenty-four years of life with ALL THESE SHIRTLESS POOLSIDE BABES.

 

There were literally NO WOMEN IN SIGHT.

 

Okay, there were A FEW CHICKS.

But 1 girl for every 4 dudes is a veritable SAUSAGE FEST.

 

Everywhere you looked, there were half-naked hunks.

 

One hunk:

 

Two hunk:

 

Blue hunk:

 

Ulch a girl:

 

All the hunks squashed into a teeny-tiny car,

 

and took their forearms out to a bar,

 

and posed for this fratty-bro pic.

 

But just when you thought this sausage fest was a little TOO TAME...

it turned into a WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!

 

Swear on all our lives, that this WHITE TEE

ended up in the pool.

 

Sopping wet, clinging to their immaculate chests, hunks IN DA POOL

 

God bless you Alex Pettyfer, and your collection of male friends.