Adele's Secret Wedding Plans Revealed

March 20, 2013 By:
Adele's Secret Wedding Plans Revealed
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Happy National Proposal Day!

Now that you needlessly know National Proposal Day is a "thing" and that it is today, let's talk about Adele's "secret" wedding. Because the arrangements are supposedly already in motion, but mainly because I want to go.

Rumor has it that she's already secretly engaged to her boyfriend Simon Konecki after she stepped out at the Oscars in February wearing a 10.57 carat De Beers ring.

Rumor has it that after the couple had their first-born boy last year they named him Angelo.

Rumor has it they're also planning a secret wedding for this year, according to Us Weekly.

"She's been planning it for a while and is very involved," a self-proclaimed "confidante" to the singer told Us.

The source, sure to be banished from Adele's kingdom once she gets wind of her "confidante" talking to the press, also reveals that the ceremony is set to happen "in the summer or fall."

Hear that? The summer or fall, but specifically not the winter, which works perfectly for my schedule since I'm super busy all through winter and already have my heart set on being Adele's secret ring bearer.

Anyway, digest all these new super top secret CIA-level details and file them away in the classified "Adele" folder hidden in your fingerprint encrypted personal safe case. Now when you listen to "Rumor Has It" on your iPod, feel free to update and replace all its current lyrics with the emerging details of her super private nuptials to add even more authenticity to the song, if nothing else.