Adele: Why I Refuse to Lose Weight

November 9, 2012 By:
Adele: Why I Refuse to Lose Weight
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Adele’s new biography “Adele: The Biography” was just released earlier this week and it’s turning out to be juicy!

For starters, Adele says she’s not going to lose weight unless her weight affected her sex life! And obviously, her sex life is doing just fine, I mean, she got a baby put it her, so the sex, is uh, working.

“I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn’t,” the singer revealed.

She even admits that nasty YouTube comments don’t bring her down, and YouTube comments can be some of the worst things I’ve ever read in my life. Don’t believe me? Just read the comments on any Justin Bieber video.

Adele reveals in the biography, “I read a comment on YouTube that I thought would upset me, [it said] ‘Test pilot for pies,’ but I’ve always been a size 14-16 and been fine with it.”

First of all, what is a “test pilot for pies” and how do I get that job?

But back to the serious stuff…Adele’s weight.

Lady Gaga recently slammed her for being overweight, telling a mag about her own recent weight gain and saying, ““I thought, well I don’t really care if they think I’m fat, because, quite honestly, I did gain about 30 pounds. Adele is bigger than me, how come nobody says anything about it?”

And Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld said Adele has a great voice but is a “little too fat.” But this is coming from the guy who eats water so...