Adam Levine got married to Behati Prinsloo over the weekend and in the blink of an eye—that was it. Your chances with him evaporated in a millisecond. Gone forever. Time to say farewell.
Adam Levine is officially off the market.
Because he’s now a married man.
As he embarks on this new chapter, let’s bid a fond farewell to everything about (once) single Adam Levine.
Say goodbye to his shirtless torso.
Because you’ll never be allowed to touch it now.
Say goodbye to every single one of his tattoos.
They’re not for you!
Say goodbye to this pearly smile.
Along with this sensual bottom lip-biting action.
A gesture that’s now only reserved for Mrs. Levine.
Say goodbye to all of his model exes.
Because there's zero chance of him getting back together with any of them.
Say goodbye to all his sexy rock poses.
There’s a chance he might turn down the edge a little. #marriedlife
Just say goodbye to Adam Levine as you formerly knew him.