Say Goodbye to Single Adam Levine

July 21, 2014 By:
Say Goodbye to Single Adam Levine
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Adam Levine got married to Behati Prinsloo over the weekend and in the blink of an eye—that was it. Your chances with him evaporated in a millisecond. Gone forever. Time to say farewell.

Adam Levine is officially off the market.

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Because he’s now a married man.

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As he embarks on this new chapter, let’s bid a fond farewell to everything about (once) single Adam Levine.


Say goodbye to his shirtless torso.

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Because you’ll never be allowed to touch it now.


Say goodbye to every single one of his tattoos.

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They’re not for you!


Say goodbye to this pearly smile.

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Along with this sensual bottom lip-biting action.

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A gesture that’s now only reserved for Mrs. Levine.


Say goodbye to all of his model exes.

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Because there's zero chance of him getting back together with any of them.


Say goodbye to all his sexy rock poses.


There’s a chance he might turn down the edge a little. #marriedlife


Just say goodbye to Adam Levine as you formerly knew him.