35 Times Adam Levine Stripped Down to His Birthday Suit

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35 Times Adam Levine Stripped Down to His Birthday Suit
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Little-known biblical FACT: The Adam that God hath made from Earth and clay in Genesis is actually Adam Levine.

The evidence: Like a man who never left the Garden of Eden, he's hardly ever wearing clothes.

1. Like us, Adam is shocked he's already 35 years old.

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2. Time to celebrate the only way he knows how.

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3. Without a shirt.

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4. He must be allergic.

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5. And we hope there's no cure.

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6. Because look at him.

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7. Or rather, try NOT to look at him.

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8. It's borderline impossible.

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9. For Adam, this is basically considered "dressing up."

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10. This too.

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11. It's…kinda out of control.

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12. Adam imitating what everyone wants to do to him when he's shirtless.

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13. Just another gratuitous photo of Adam listening to some tunes.

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14. Hosting a late-night sketch show.

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15. And NO ONE could pay attention to anything he was saying.

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16. Imagine being this close to him.

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17. In a setting like this.

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18. It's too much to fathom.

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19. Let's just leave this photo here again.

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20. Because the best way to help advertise clothing is to not be wearing any whatsoever.

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21. Check out his poses.

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22. Those poses do things to us.

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23. Being shirtless just helps Adam think more clearly.

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24. He's basically sculpted from marble.

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25. Marble in motion.

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26. Don't mess with his marble bod.

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27. He's got some cool ink.

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28. And deserves to show it off.

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29. A true work of shirtless art.

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30. He belongs in a museum!

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31. And by God, he knows it.

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32. This is the face of someone who knows what he's working with.

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33. As great as he looks in a black and white still.

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34. His full intensity can only be felt in colorful motion.

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35. Just another day being Adam Levine's torso. 

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