"What do you want from me?" Adam Lambert probably didn't ask David Arquette who then proceeded to give Adam a birthday gift you can't return: gyrating his David Arquette-self into Adam's lap for a quick dance. [Yahoo!]

A Spice Girl proved to be extra "Sporty" when she escaped the jaws of a crocodile and no, it wasn't for a scene from the sequel of Spice World we were all hoping for. [Hollyscoop]

Justin Bieber's car was totaled again and per usual, Justin Bieber wasn't behind the wheel which begs the obvious questions: Are Justin's cars haunted? Was the Ferrari possessed by Christine? Is Justin even old enough to drive? [Daily Mail]

No one wanted to know, but Robert De Niro wears socks during sexy time. [The Sun]

Jason London got arrested and then in a moment of defiance pooped his pants in the cop car. [TMZ]

Taye Diggs caught a man intruding in his home, chased him down the street, detained him until the police arrived, and then put on a bow tie and went to the SAG Awards last week. In this WTF, the "W" stands for "who" as in WHO THE F WOULD EVER MESS WITH TAYE DIGGITY?! [LA Times]