Now you listen here, Sam Lufti. We’ve been waiting for this wedding a long time. You do not screw this up for us. I mean, them. The happy couple.

Britney Spears’ lawyers are accusing her former manager, Sam Lufti, of “wrongful retention” of Britney’s drug test results in 2007. Lufti is currently suing the pop star and her family for breach of contract.

The thing is, those drug test results were ordered sealed during Britney’s custody dispute with Kevin Federline.
So remember how Mary Louise Parker was replacing Demi Moore in that Lovelace movie? Turns out, nope, it’s another Parker actress with three names—Sarah Jessica Parker.

Us Weekly originally reported that an onset source revealed Weeds actress Mary Louise Parker is up for the role of Gloria Steinem in the project. Now, PEOPLE is reporting that it’s actually Sarah Jessica Parker who will replace Demi.
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Say whaaaaa? ‘Cougar Town’ is still on the air?

Apparently so, because David Arquette will be an upcoming guest on his estranged wife’s ABC show. The network confirmed that Arquette will appear on the Season 3 finale. He’ll play a hotel concierge who helps Jules (played by Courtney Cox) with her every need. And Arquette is excited to start filming.

“Can’t wait to work with you ladies!” Arquette Tweeted to Cox and Cougar Town star Christa Miller.

Cox replied: “I can’t wait to work with you.”
Great, now I have to watch Season 3.

‘Teen Mom’, a show that has absolutely nothing to do with becoming a Teen Mom and everything to do with what Lindsay Lohan’s life would be like if she were poor, has produced a little twinkling star—Amber Portwood.

Portwood has battled depression, been charged with domestic violence, and, well-- I could go on and on, but if you’re reading this
The Swan family is the focus on the CMT show Swanderosa. The show chronicles the life of the family, who opened the doors of their beautiful Texas estate to run a full-service venue for weddings and special events.

Ashley and Lesley Swan stand out on the show, as the archetypal all-American blonde beauties. And apparently, Playboy saw something in them, too, because the San Antonio sisters are set to audition to be in the mag.
eBay is great for getting rid of old crap you don’t need--boots, college textbooks, a 2008 Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead…

David Beckham has listed his unique, custom-made Rollys Royce Phantom on eBay. The going price is $392K. I wonder if that’s the Buy It Now price.

The ride is described as “meticulously maintained,” as it comes with only 5,914 miles. It includes $3,100 24-inch wheels and a custom-made TV/DVD Entertainment unit. You know, in case you get bored in traffic and feel like watching some Real Housewives reruns.
We now know that Demi Moore’s diet consists mostly of Red Bull and whip-its, and possibly an afternoon snack of salvia and/or some drug called K2 spice.

And apparently, that combination isn’t very nutritious, leading Demi to “convulse” and “burn up,” as indicated on that 911 emergency call released today. TMZ, who released the audio from the call, pointed out that Demi’s daughter, Rumer Willis, was at home during the time of the emergency:
Prepare for a lot of dancing. Ellen DeGeneres is slated to host an A-list event to help Brad Pitt’s charity.

Teaming up with ‘American Idol’ judge, Randy Jackson, Ellen will host the $1,000 per ticket event on March 10 to raise funds for Brad’s home rebuilding charity, Make It Right.

Dubbed ‘A Night to Make It Right’, the gala will be attended by Brad (no kidding) and will include performances from Sheryl Crow, Rihanna and Seal.
James Franco has been caught on the set of the new porn biopic “Lovelace” dressed as Hugh Hefner. And I hate to admit it, but Franco looks good as a young Hugh Hefner.

I can’t imagine a time where Hugh Hefner didn’t look grandpa-ish in a captain hat, but Franco is proving that Hugh used to be an attractive guy.

Franco got his curly hair flat ironed and brushed into a comb-over and is wearing what looks like a velour shirt...
Well that explains the Emo nail polish.

Seal, who I didn’t even know could actually speak until the past couple of weeks, now has plenty to say.

Seal told Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush: “We’re not getting divorced. We’re not even legally separated. We are separated. The reality of the situation is we have grown apart. And so… is there a chance of us getting back together? Honestly, Billy, I don’t know. I don’t know the answer to that.”